Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
