Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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