I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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