I heard we made out
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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