so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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