Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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