Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I deserve this hangover.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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