I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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