This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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