try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
That accounts for only three of the penises
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
