I must be too annoying 4 u.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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