i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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