On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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