You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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