P.S. I can't hear my feet
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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