Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I need to align my fucking chakras
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
