So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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