I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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