Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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