How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
honey bunches of taint.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Randomize
