I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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