How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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