I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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