For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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