her vagine was all disorganized.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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