JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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