Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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