when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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