I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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