do herpes really smell.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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