there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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