Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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