Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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