WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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