don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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