Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
As shirtless as possible
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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