I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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