If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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