So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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