I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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