I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
where are you?
Hypothermia
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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