Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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