So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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