Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
What drink are we having for lunch?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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