I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Randomize
