I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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