Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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