theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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