I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Randomize
