video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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