Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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